- No In-Laws to deal with
- Lots of bathroom space
- Since there were no need for clothes, Adam never had to answer to, "Hey Sweetie, does this make me look fat?"
- No registering or wedding planning
- Eve never left an empty gas tank in the car
- They were on time to everything
- No arguments over when to shave
- No cultural influences
- Adam never heard, "I don't have anything to wear."
- No family pictures
- No sex arguments
- Everyday of the month was pleasant for both of them
- No arguments over whose parents to visit for the holidays
- No previous expectations for the marriage
- No other women to tempt Adam to stumble
- No fights over money or budget
- There was no question of whether he or she was "the one"
What else?
1 comment:
Thanks for sharing. Here's a few more:
Eve never got upset because Adam was watching the big game.
Adam never had to watch Oxygen.
Eve wasn't influenced by the View or Dr. Phil.
They had a great marriage counselor (God).
Adam didn't have to spend a fortune on dates.
Eve could say, "Go pick your own dinner" and it not sound mean.
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